Unpublished In Tel-Aviv
Tales of an unpublished author a long long way from home…
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STFU!
Unpublished authors work at home. It’s just what we do. But home in Tel-Aviv is usually a tiny apartment, a third of which is occupied by a ‘mamad’ or safe-room (more on that in another post), surrounded by a city…
Read MoreShit our vet says…
Old Dog is very sick. She’s got a heart murmur, is epileptic, suffers from often-acute kidney failure and is on a cocktail of drugs that would shame Ozzy Osbourne. She is also paranoid of anything coming near her mouth and,…
Read MoreUngrateful Unpublished Author bitches about the weather…
Hate to live up to a national stereotype, but I’m gonna talk about the wather. If I tell anybody from ‘back home’ that I actually look forward to rain, they usually look at me as if I’ve just burned a…
Read MoreThe Yom Kippur that was…
I really like Yom Kippur in Israel. I always liked Yom Kippur generally – from the wallowing self-reflection to the religiously-mandated self flagellation what’s there not to like? Well, apart from Wife asking “what?” as she nurses a cup of tea…
Read MoreShana Tova! (New year, new blog!)
So, kicking and screaming, here it is… wait for it… I’m a blogger! I suppose it fits. After all, I’m an unemployed, unpublished author living in the neighbourhood of Tel-Aviv notorious (and much avoided) for its chronic hipsteritis. Inevitable is…
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Unpublished In Tel-Aviv 
